Let Refresh Mind

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Boss tells his new employee, "Santa Singh, I'll give you 10 bucks an hour
starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 20 bucks an hour. So
when would you like to start?"Santa replied, "In 3 months."

ik sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akal badhee yah bhens tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ''Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?''
''Haan'' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

A Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.
The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Sardar took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"

The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid."
Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?" So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can
sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets
hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said ''I''m 1yr elder to you''.
Sardar said ''Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I'm writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can''t read very fast.

Flash news: A Two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

• give her compliments regularly
• love shopping
• be honest
• be very rich
• not stress her out
• not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

• give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
• give her lots of time, especially time for herself
• give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:Never to forget:

• birthdays
• anniversaries
• arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Small Smile

When luck is bad then a dog can bite you even when you sit on a camel!!

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York, he sees a little girl being attacked by a bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?

The man says: - "I am a Iraqi!"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog, Connections to terrorist networks are being explored

SARDAR JI KAHI JA RAHE THAY RASTE PE LIKHA THA
PARNE WALA KEMEENA
SARDAR KO GUSSA AYA AUR
MITA K LIKH DIA LIKHNE WALA KAMEENA

This is a wonderful mail circulated in favor of RAJ Thackeray..have a look…

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...
1.We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder... Just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school .
2.Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi .
3.Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi .
4.No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5.At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff must be changed to local staff.
6.All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals in that country.
7.Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in Maharashtra as they belong to north (Himalayas).
8.Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to some one in Maharashtra?
9.Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benefit of their state and community... ...
10.Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world.
11.Let's stop using cell phones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi ..........
12.We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
13.We should not allow any industry to be set-up in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside.
14.We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari .
15.Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then only they will become true Marathis.... .....
This mail should somehow reach Raj Thackeray so forward it to as many people as possible.
This mail needs to be read by all Indians.
So please help in this cause.Keep Forwarding.
JAI MAHARASHTRA!