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It's probably a good time to review the do's and don'ts of workplace dating.

DON'T be afraid to take your relationship into the real world, because eating together in the breakroom doesn't count as a date. Romance isn't often found within 10 feet of a vending machine and a unisex bathroom.

DO get to know each other before you doodle his last name all over your desk planner. I suggest riding to work together because carpooling saves gas, you can you use the coveted HOV lane and you'll learn pretty quickly if he does anything annoying, like using his arm as a seatbelt, thwacking you in the chest every time he slams on the brakes.

DON'T be a cliché or put yourself in any situations you've seen in a romantic comedy. If you're a lawyer, don't go for your secretary. If you're a nurse, don't date a doctor. And if you're a veterinarian, you're out of luck. Most important, DON'T EVER date your boss. The person who determines your Christmas bonus shouldn't be your boyfriend. If you are the boss, DON'T date your subordinates. You're the one who makes the office org chart, so keep your hands off anyone whose name is written in the boxes on the bottom rows.

DON'T do anything, um, physical at work. It's hard to get those smudges off the copy machine and people start to get suspicious if both of you need extra manila folders every day -- or perhaps several times a day -- at exactly the same time. Also, there are cameras in the elevators. Or so I've heard.

DON'T document anything in e-mail, just in case someone in the IT department decides to hold it over your head after you tell him no, you're definitely not interested in being his Viking princess at some comic convention, even though he already made you a furry hat.

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York, he sees a little girl being attacked by a bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?

The man says: - "I am a Iraqi!"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog, Connections to terrorist networks are being explored

This is a wonderful mail circulated in favor of RAJ Thackeray..have a look…

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...
1.We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder... Just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school .
2.Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi .
3.Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi .
4.No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5.At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff must be changed to local staff.
6.All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals in that country.
7.Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in Maharashtra as they belong to north (Himalayas).
8.Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to some one in Maharashtra?
9.Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benefit of their state and community... ...
10.Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world.
11.Let's stop using cell phones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi ..........
12.We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
13.We should not allow any industry to be set-up in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside.
14.We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari .
15.Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then only they will become true Marathis.... .....
This mail should somehow reach Raj Thackeray so forward it to as many people as possible.
This mail needs to be read by all Indians.
So please help in this cause.Keep Forwarding.
JAI MAHARASHTRA!