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Why Sardar jokes

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We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the most
hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with
you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi . They rented a taxi for
local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these
pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar
returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,

''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to
them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I
don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the
world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to
the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'
My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't
find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'
MORAL : The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to
do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or
set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small
time carpentry,............ but he will never beg on the streets.
Isn't this very thought provoking ???



Wedding Query SQL Style

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CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null


SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO


Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;



TOLL-FREE Terror Help-line

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