4 Habits Make You 14 Years Younger
There are four key habits that can give you an extra 14 years of life. Know what they are?
Here's the list:
1. Don't smoke;
2. Erink in moderation;
3. Exercise regularly; and
4. Pack your diet with fruit and veggies.
Missing any? No sweat
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 | 0 Comments
Office Romance - A Humor
Do take it seriouly with closing eyes
It's probably a good time to review the do's and don'ts of workplace dating.
DON'T be afraid to take your relationship into the real world, because eating together in the breakroom doesn't count as a date. Romance isn't often found within 10 feet of a vending machine and a unisex bathroom.
DO get to know each other before you doodle his last name all over your desk planner. I suggest riding to work together because carpooling saves gas, you can you use the coveted HOV lane and you'll learn pretty quickly if he does anything annoying, like using his arm as a seatbelt, thwacking you in the chest every time he slams on the brakes.
DON'T be a cliché or put yourself in any situations you've seen in a romantic comedy. If you're a lawyer, don't go for your secretary. If you're a nurse, don't date a doctor. And if you're a veterinarian, you're out of luck. Most important, DON'T EVER date your boss. The person who determines your Christmas bonus shouldn't be your boyfriend. If you are the boss, DON'T date your subordinates. You're the one who makes the office org chart, so keep your hands off anyone whose name is written in the boxes on the bottom rows.
DON'T do anything, um, physical at work. It's hard to get those smudges off the copy machine and people start to get suspicious if both of you need extra manila folders every day -- or perhaps several times a day -- at exactly the same time. Also, there are cameras in the elevators. Or so I've heard.
DON'T document anything in e-mail, just in case someone in the IT department decides to hold it over your head after you tell him no, you're definitely not interested in being his Viking princess at some comic convention, even though he already made you a furry hat.
Sunday, December 21, 2008 | 0 Comments
Sindhi- One Word
A Sindhi lawyer?:
Case-wani
A Sindhi lawyer after a case?:
Purse-wani
A blue-skier Sindhi?:
Akash-wani
What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music?
Raga Kirvani.
A god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani
A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani
A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani
A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York?
Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rindani
A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi?
Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi?
Primlani
A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly?
Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because the air is free.
Saturday, December 20, 2008 | 0 Comments